Hard Candies

It’s hard to miss this very distinct container in the shape of a barrel overflowing with toxic waste. This is Hazardously Sour Candy, or at least that’s what the label says. The barrel is part of a whole series of Toxic Waste candy that includes nuclear sludge and short circuit bubble gum.

Each candy is wrapped individually in little plastic pouches. The candies have a slightly sticky surface, so this prevents them from sticking together. The pouches are labeled with the flavors. There are four different flavors, and a bit surprisingly they have just regular names.

• Black Cherry
• Lemon
• Apple
• Watermelon
• Blue raspberry

I administered an apple flavored candy to test subject A (aka my wife) and observed the reaction:
“Eww, that’s gross!”
“It hurts to eat it”
“I don’t like it”
“STOP IT!” (This, I believe, was aimed at me for writing down everything she said, and is not a comment on the candy itself)
“Once you get past the first part it taste fine, but that’s just gross”.

She proceeded to spit it out a couple of minutes later when she had reached the sourness hidden in the core of the candy.

I have to agree with my wife that these candies really are pretty sour, and they are among the most sour candy I have tasted. But the sourness goes away quickly, and after about 15 seconds the taste like a regular sweet candy. So the extreme sourness that’s promised on the container is not really there. There is a second wave of sourness hidden in the center, but that’s not quite as sour as the surface. The container comes with a warning not to eat more than one within a brief time, or you risk irritation to your mouth.

Unless you are a die-hard sour candy fan, these candies are really more of a novelty item. Most people would probably not eat these because they think they taste great. But after the first burst of sourness has gone away the taste is really pretty good. Kids will probably love them, and especially the little scale on the container that names you a FULL TOXIE HEAD if you manage to keep the candy in your mouth for at least 60 seconds.

This candy is distributed by Candy Dynamics, and they even have a website dedicated to it:
http://www.toxicwastecandy.com/

Nerds are another of those candies I grew up enjoying-- but I've yet to get a solid answer on how the name originated.  What makes them so nerdy? 

Well, however they got their name, Nerds have been around since the early 1980s.  Back then, I think they usually came two flavors to a package in small boxes that were divided down the middle.  There were two openings at the top of the box, so that you could eat, say, strawberry nerds for a while, then switch over to the grape, or mix them in whatever ratio you preferred.  (It was all very scientific, I assure you.)

While Nerds are still available in that format, lately I see them more often like this-- Rainbow Nerds-- five flavors of Nerds all bouncing around together in a large box.  It's a bit chaotic.  I prefer my Nerds separated by color/flavor, because that way you get a stronger concentration of each individual taste (without the nuisance of having to pick through them by hand).  Still, I'll take my Nerds as I can find them. 

(Have you noticed that I'm using the name "Nerds" more than is strictly necessary?  It's just so darn fun!)

Packaging:  Colorful, bright, and covered in goofy little armless critters that one assumes are what Nerds look like when they've magically come to life. . . The box has a handy tab opening-- perfect for saving some for later.

That said, the little screed on the back of the box may be pushing things a little: 

"Greetings to you from Willy Wonka himself! Tremendous things are in store for you!  Many tasty treats await you!  Inside this Scrumdiddlyumptious package you will find MYSTIC & MARVELOUS SURPRISES that will Entrance, Intrigue & Delight you BEYOND MEASURE.  So don't just STAND THERE with your mouth open.  Go On.  Feed Your Imagination."

. . .Yeah. . . Maybe I'd be impressed if I were seven or eight.  At this point in my life, though, I question any candy's ability to entrance, intrigue, and delight me beyond measure. 

Appearance:  Again, bright and colorful.  Specifically, they are pink, purple, orange, yellow, and green.  The tiny bits of candy come in random shapes and sizes, with a nice touch of shine. 

One negative about Nerds is their habit of falling into nooks and crannies (such as computer keyboards and between couch cushions).  That's just a hazard you have to learn to live with.

Aroma:  There's not a strong aroma, but there is a faint whiff of fruity sweetness.

Texture:  They're crunchy, but not so hard that they hurt to bite.  They're meant to be crunched.

Flavor:  The flavors include strawberry, grape, sour apple, lemonade, and orange.  Each flavor is distinct enough to be recognizable when eaten separately, but if you eat a variety of them at one time, the flavors are somewhat lost in a jumble of sweet and sour.  In fact, each individual flavor is a pleasant mixture of sweet and tangy, though some are tarter than others. 

I'm not sure if my fondness for Nerds is based more on what they are or on nostalgia, but I'm sure I do like them.  They're just plain fun to eat!

I don't remember the first time I had Runts.  That's not to say that they are not memorable-- simply that they were a part of my earliest childhood training as a lover of candy. As such, I have a certain attachment to them.

When I munched Runts as a child, they came in five flavors:  orange, strawberry, banana, cherry, and lime.   Over time, the mysterious powers-that-be decided to play around with the flavor line-up.  At some point, watermelon and blue raspberry replaced lime.  Though I generally like watermelon-flavored candy, I personally find blue raspberry to be a disgusting crime against humanity-- so to say that I did not approve of its inclusion would be putting it mildly.  Also, I soon realized that, though never my favorite flavor in the box, the powerfully sour lime was an integral part of the Runts experience. 

Unfortunately, that was only the beginning. . .  The next little game the Man decided to play involved taking away not only the watermelon and blue raspberry, but also the cherry-flavored Runts.  (Cherry had been my favorite, as a child.)  In exchange, we got pineapple and mango.  Pineapple- and mango-flavored candy (particularly these versions) could not hope to compare to cherry-- or even the less-beloved watermelon.  The hurt went deep.  (I'm still grieving, actually.)

That was a dark period in the history of Runt.  Most of us prefer not to talk about it. . .

Perhaps Wonka (or Nestle, the brand's owner) took a hit in the pocketbook (or an earful from angry Runts fans), because they soon changed the flavors yet again.  (Any bets on when they'll decide they need to spice things up a little and give us kiwi or grapefruit?)

In their current incarnation, Runts are available in strawberry, orange, banana, green apple, and grape flavors.  While I still feel the absence of cherry and lime, I must admit that the grape and green apple flavors (particularly the latter) are a vast improvement over pineapple and mango (never may they return). 

The Packaging:

The bright orange box stands out and is easily spotted by those of us scouring the candy aisle for an old favorite. 

Cartoon versions of the fruit flavors seem to lead active, energetic lives.  Banana and Strawberry share a surfboard, and orange does a little in-line skating, while the new fruits on the block, grape and green apple, skateboard and kick around a soccer ball.  (I find myself slightly jealous of them.  I do none of those things.  Instead, I spend my spare time blogging about candy. . . Ah well, such is life!) 

One possible complaint about the packaging is that there's no way to see what the actual candy looks like before purchasing and opening the box.  There's also no description of the candy.  Is it sweet or sour?  Is it soft or hard?  True, there is an invitation on the back of the box to try another product called "Chewy Runts", which might be a clue that original Runts are not chewy.  In any case, this is not likely a big problem for a candy that's so well established. 

On the plus side, these resealable boxes are very handy for keeping the candy where it belongs. 

The Runts Themselves:

Presumably they were named  "Runts" because of their diminutive size.  The banana, at nearly 3 cm long, looks the biggest, while the largest dimensions of the others all measure less than 1.5 cm. 

The candies are attractive, with their shiny, brightly colored coatings.  They are hard enough to last a while in the mouth, if you resist the urge to crunch them-- yet they're not so hard that you can't crunch them, if you wish.  If you do bite into them, you'll find that the texture is powdery, but not unpleasantly so. 

Strawberry, orange, and banana are all sweet, while green apple and grape are slightly sour.  Each flavor is distinct-- meaning that the banana doesn't taste like the strawberry, and the orange doesn't taste like the green apple.  I wouldn't go so far as to say that a first-time taster could identify every flavor with no visual clues, but that's not necessary to make this a very pleasant (some might add "addictive") candy. 

The flavors are more powerful when the candy is crunched than if it's allowed to slowly dissolve.  Even so, this is a fairly mild candy.  Perhaps that helps explain its popularity.  There's very little to offend, here, and quite a lot to please-- especially if you grew up loving these sweet little Runts.